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Character Diaries: Alvaj - Season 1 - Entry 016

Updated: Jul 24, 2020

The Cycle of Yagra, 27th cycle of the Month of the Great Sea, 1932 years after Creation / Friday, 6th of February 6099

I just want to write this here for the record. I. Hate. Reports. I hate sorting through them. I hate reading them. It would be one thing if each report were written in casual English, but no, whoever is doing the ‘transcripts’ from the vocal reports is using a verbose English as possible. I blame the Adjutant. Those AI are great with everything, including vocabulary.

I talked to Sylvia about possibly tuning down the big vocabulary in the reports, but she claims that I’m going to learns this vocabulary by the next year, claiming its Agent slang. Why does agent slang have to be so freaking big words! Such a ‘unungulated’? What does an Ungulate have to do with anything? Isn’t an Ungulate just a hooved animal? Apparently Unungulated means an assassination target is still alive! Who comes up with these things? I know for one I didn’t use these things in the field!

Other examples of apparent Agent Slang:

  • Vocabulatoring = Some sort of translator malfunction

  • Motordukenator = Vehicle malfunctions.

  • Antidisassembly Line = Building a trap.

  • Wompingwomper = Person in charge

  • Ticking Chicken = A bomb

  • Brocolinilatoring = Haven’t eaten anything for over a day.

  • Chocolatering = Hiding the evidence

  • Kickinglator = An assassination

  • Uninsinuationated = Has not been caught

  • Balcony Beamer = Hiding on the Roof

  • Earthquake Beamer = Hiding in a Cave

  • Bacon Beamer = Hiding in a farm

  • Zombinationator = Target has been replaced

  • Tookertockerlickerlocker = A troublesome native

  • Soybean-Salad = I hate my job

  • The Lion = Main target

  • The Hunter = Main agent on a multi agent mission

  • Jomjobulator = Having trouble understanding things

So, do you know what? Jomjobulator and Soybean-Salad! I feel like I’m have a Vocabulatoring! I wish I had a Ticking Chicken so I could make an Antidisassembly Line to Kickinglator the Tookertockerlickerlocker of a Wompingwomper named Sylvia! After that I’d have to work on Chocolatering then probably go be a Bacon Beamer for the rest of my life! Soybean-Salad indeed…

~ Allan Ali / Alvaj son of Scyvaj – Rank A Agent of the EIS


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Caleb Teal


Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any references to real people, places, or events of the modern time are used in a fictional sense and have no bearing or reality, nor are they meant to detract from the real them in any way. And all characters are the complete creation of the author, any resemblance to real world people is complete coincidence.

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